Mmm, neat. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. 2. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. When they want to. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Guys? Tony says. Then Peter took a shot. #steverogers Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Okay! How will she react? "Never have I ever been stabbed." I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Or I rip my clothes.. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Now it's my turn.". Yes? (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. We play the fun rules, right? Spill." Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Nn. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. He's not good with relationships. Awesome! He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. We should fight all the time.. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. You're going to bed.. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Ow. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. Go team go. Nazi, Steve says. Would he say yes or no? Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. No. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Sort of. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). MJ, these are the guys." Go, all of us. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Michelle answered for him. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Clint grins and kisses her cheek. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. I don't think so.. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Aye! Thor booms anyway. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? I like sex. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. This one counts.". Thor's a beast in the sack.. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. It's Stark.. "Okay, my turn. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Someone is after Maya. #spiderman Although I, you know. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. +. What a stupid one! Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Fun thought. I absolutely recommend reading this one. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. left kudos on this work! Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. "Bullsh*t!" remain the property of their respective owners. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. He didn't want to think about it. It sounds like a genuine question. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). #nickfury "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Please consider turning it on! Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Nah, you heard Steve. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Pete, that means youre up! No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. D'nt care. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. including: Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Good. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. #fieldtrip Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Were playing never have I ever!. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Tony snorts. Ned We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. PETER? Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. as well as Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. It's my vanishing act." Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. I'd like there to be not running, please. Ey! tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. "We still playing or what? We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Steve sighs. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Dad yells and I shake my head. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). So after a mission, I y'know.. The elevator dinged. Steve, you animal, you.. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Don't ask.. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Please consider turning it on! No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Okay, then. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. G'niiiiight, guys. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. And the best. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! "The fuck!?" It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. kind of way. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. Clint totally called it. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Aunt May says and I shrug. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Steve said. Her locks dangle. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Ask Pepper. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. Tony, it's three in the morning. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Please proceed!. "When did it happen?". Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Maybe this game was fun after all. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. "Peter! Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. She waved at them. Score one for Stark!. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Who is he? Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. I remember!. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. You felt someone grab your hand gently. Flash Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Shit. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him.